Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Ryan Chang is funny.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Murder me once, shame on you.

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