I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do gay people eat?? food

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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