A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Knock knock Come In.......

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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