- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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