What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Black Veil Brides.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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