I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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