Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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