Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Obama

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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