Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What's 9+10=? 19

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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