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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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