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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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