Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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