Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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