- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Cold camel scrotum.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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