- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

You should never talk to strangers.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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