Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

I have two hands. Some people dont.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

antijokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

It smells like triangles in here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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