There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Take my wife- to the store.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

guess what chicken butt

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