Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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mc hammers income.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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