- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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