Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What are we then hypocrites?

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Wy did the chicken?

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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she wasn't 18

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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