What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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alston wang

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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