Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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