When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

why?

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

whats white and gooy liguid goop

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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