- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

fack me!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

It smells like triangles in here.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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