Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock Come in

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Hi

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Anti Joke

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