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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Ryan Chang is funny.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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