- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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