- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Pickles

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

verry nice how mUCH?

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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