- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Are you a human?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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