Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Woman's rights.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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