A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What's clear and wet? water

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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