how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Knock Knock Come in

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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