Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

connor sucks

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Your mom.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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