- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Where's my tractor?

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!