what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Smart Blondes

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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