Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What's brown and sticky? Poo

YOLO MAH BROLO

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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