Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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