Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

I like to eat people

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Reed is poopin

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Womens rights

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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