Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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