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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

Hello penis

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

Passing by

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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