why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Hi.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What's up? The sky.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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