- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

The Game.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

don't look behind you

Enchilada

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What is cold? Winter

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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