What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

like for a handjob.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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