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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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