What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Penis.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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My butt!!!!

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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