Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Knock Knock Come in

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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