- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Are you a human?

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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