- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What is cold? Winter

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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