Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Obama

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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