I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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