You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Gays

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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