Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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NASCAR

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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who is awesome? no one...

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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