- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

connor sucks

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Your mom.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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