- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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