What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

what do gay people eat?? food

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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