ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Farts smell bad!

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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