what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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a retard lost...

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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see ya

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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