What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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This is not a joke.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why did I get raped

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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