what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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