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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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