How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Nothing yet CC

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Like this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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