Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What's up? The sky.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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