Knock knock What

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What is cold? Winter

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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