- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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