A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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guess what chicken butt

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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