What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Nice weather we're having.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

guess what chicken butt

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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