What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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