Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

what happens during a climax apples

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Penis.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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