emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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