what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

whats young and never moved? still born baby

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

God bless America, and no where else.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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