A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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