How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What's clear and wet? water

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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your a towel.

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Anti Joke

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