A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Girls Basketball.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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